Showing posts with label Twitter Idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitter Idiots. Show all posts

Friday, January 31, 2014

Twitter Idiots: Derby Special

Heres a little tip in life. When 2 days previously you came from 2 goals behind to win a game, you'd think you'd excercise restraint in mocking a team who have just gone 2 goals down, even more so a main rival. Even more so when a tranche of said rival fans now losing 2-0 had been ripped apart for laughing at them being 2-0 down on Twitter.

But not in these cases. Bravo idiots. Thanks for the material.

On the other hand, around half of the Tweets I saved have been since deleted by people trying to cover their tracks and so won't work. If I'd been at home I'd have screen saved them. Ah Well shame, these will have to do.


How did that work out for you? Hope you spend the winnings wisely







Yes, Lets all laugh. At us winning. Brilliant



No, that bubble is still going fine thanks






Yeah that Man of the Match award says Hi

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Twitter Idiots - 18-01-2014

Theres been a barrage of idiocy out there since Christmas, so I decided to bring this back up to point and laugh at the idiots out there. Because frankly it's funny.

Lets go back to near the start of the year to Carlton Palmer



Yes Carlton, nice way to try and deflect your stupidity by trying to suggest whilst someone anyone is ill we shouldn't mock you for being an idiot. But you were.

Ahh Flagman, claiming we're obsessed whilst always tweeting about us. The irony


A game on ITV, at 12pm on a Sunday.. Yeah can't understand why.



The fact you fail to equate that the whole of the Championship and League One weren't after him either, but anyway yeah lets just bid on a player because he did well before but has't been able to maintain form.



One mistake ages ago and that should be reason enough to get shot of? It's more than a little harsh. Never mind the awful grammar.

Ah it's another Hannah howler


So melodramatic. Thats about todays Blackburn game by the way.

Heres another special. @seanfromenderby is such a gift for this column but this week he's been better then ever. Constantly in meltdown.


what?


To be fair, both this pair of quotes about Wes are just weird and completely ridiculous.

Maybe he was just being emotional



No he is just a retard.




And this is just weird.

Finally.


Because a cringeworthy appeal to Fawaz that begs to sign a player is going to work. Never mind Billy being in control of targets, lets have a chairman who takes advice off random people on Twitter. All mangers would love that.a

Monday, December 30, 2013

Twitter Idiots: Festive Special

Its been too long since I did a round up of the stupid crap people blurt out on Twitter in the heat of the moment, or just stupidity in general from fans deluded enough to think their psychotic views speak for the rest of us, but it's been a bumper few days.

Lets start with my favourite tweets of the whole previous Christmas period. Step forward mr Joey Barton.



Not sure if you know the rules Joey, judging by the fact you were suspended and your previous track record with officials it definitely suggests you don't, but assistants flag doesn't stop play. I was told from a very young age that you play to the whistle... But hey ho, don;t let trivialities get in the way.

Like these following QPR fans who need to go and revise the offside law. Realise that we aren't cheats if the ref let it go, and basically to stop being bitter sore kids.




And I just enjoy this pre game tweet for the simple fact you look like a mug now.




Onto the Leeds game, I am trying to make sense of this tweet.



Yes we do cheer a Derbyshire goal against Leeds, because he's a Forest player scoring against you, which isn't remotely similar to a rival team scoring against you. If your going to try and look clever on word play, then I suggest you might want to rethink strategy.



Unlucky not to get a point? You what? You were poxy to get that goal. Admittedly they say weere the best team but to think a lucky late goals mean you were unlucky is laughable.

And Leeds official Twitter feed is embarassing
Harsh? Harsh? Oh behave


The Hannah Section

Yeah I'mn just going to hand over a section to the insanity she drops out.




Followed a few days later by this. And remember she stands by that opinion.



Brilliant.

Anyway, I tried to trawl through the Leeds feed to find embarassing tweets about them deserving being level but they never had a chance to type one out. They're usually that deluded.

We hope to reprise this more next season, but the main idiotic posters have stopped Tweeting Forest stuff these days

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

This Weeks Twitter Stupidity

Its actually two weeks of stupidty as I've been on other articles rather than focus on this. But here we go.

In a short section focussing on one of my favourite nutjobs who have such weird extreme views on Forest is @antreas_x.








because a club panics when it has no sponsor meaning it has no cash,or rather they are secure and waiting for a good offer (or indeed just Fawaz himself) Last year we took a quick offer because we were skint. And i also appreciate the suggestion we have no away kit is because we are skint.. Not sure how you work out that.




This was Gary Hooper based, I kept it though because apparently the Champions League isn't competative.




It'd either mean no midfield or no defence. So no thanks



Because we choose to do business slowly, rather than rushing in with huge offers, or maybe agents holding it up, the selling club, the player,we don;t know, so just blindly accuse the club.




My favourite part of the always ridiculous Hannah's tweet,is that 2 days after claiming she had no idea who Mackie was she blogged this...http://foresteverforest.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/jamie-can-help-mackie-forest-fly.html where no she is an expert on where we will use and how...



Sarx is genuinely the stupidest man on Twitter. Twatstick mentioned the 4 year plan, in relation to a QPR film,and even explained this. Sarx doesn;t understand anything

Thursday, July 18, 2013

New Stupid Stuff Off Twitter This Week

I'm constantly noticing more and more ridiculous statements with the #nffc attached to it. Now in the last few days since the last episode (is this an episode?) The Mongbrush, now the Twatstick after some people told him to be less offensive has also been doing sterling work exposing idiots. But now, it's encouraging people, in the way that an ASBO is a badge of honour. Well here's this weeks examples of idiocy.



 Yeah, by the way Halford, is one year younger than Morgan. That extra year must give all the confidence....  



Not only is this nonsensical drivel it also belies understanding anything that was happening at the time. It also makes out we could easily have found a buyer for Miller (we haven't yet) and that Morgan would have stayed (he was out of contract we'd have lost him for nothing) Just think a little bit more and you might succeed.  



Then wait till the squad numbers are announced....  




You are already connected to the net, so why not step away from Twitter and I dunno, try searching. This is just something I hate on Twitter. People seeing something and asking who they are when they are literally connected to the net and the plethora of knowledge out there.  



Every player ever from Olympiakos can be based on Matt Derbyshire. Every single one ever.   





Oh Sarx. The gift that keeps giving

Monday, July 8, 2013

Stupid Stuff Posted This Week on Twitter

As part of anew series I will be featuring some of the more retarded tweets you may have missed for your enjoyment. Please sit bask in the relative stupidity.




Yes, because McGugan departing for free and being replaced by someone costing a million means they have no money. Plus also McGugan was highly inconsistent. Yes in his day one of the best, but when he was poor awful. Nice try though. Think you'll be appearing every week.


This ones not so much stupid as just ill thought



and how's that team going to work then? 3 strikers? Bizarre


This is pure stupidity. On their very first tweet



bravo. Well done on getting the team your supposedly representing right. Oh wait you didn;t.


The next one make me laugh at its naivity



Yes because only the player edits his "wikopedia"  and not any old person who can because thats what Wiki is.

Good old fashioned delusion


Yes why would you choose a team in Europe, recently in the Premier League with parachute money to burn over us really?


Thats just a sample folks. I will be watching more intently now
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